Veloster? How About A Hyundai Zuma, Kona, or Pi Instead?

The 2012 Hyundai Veloster is coming to next month's 2011 Detroit auto show, and the Accent-based sports coupe has plenty of unusual features brewing for its world debut, with 2+1 doors, a dual-clutch gearbox and 40-mpg-plus fuel economy at the top of the list.
It's also likely at this point that "Veloster" is the final name for the car. Hyundai had wavered on the name, but the launch of a microsite with "Veloster" in the URL "pretty much" confirms the name is final, according to U.S. execs.
But how would you feel about it if the Veloster--which conflates "velocity" and "roadster," even though it isn't one--was a Zuma, or a Kona, or a π instead?
This summer, Hyundai showed slides of the new Veloster to a small group of journalists, and passed out a list of potential names that could replace Veloster, if need be. Some of them were winners--particularly Zuma and Kona, which sounded like perfect tie-ins with Hyundai's West Coast home and the youth market critical to the success of the new car.
Other names on the list? Just plain weird, from the clinical-sounding Aptiv to the math-challenged ones we can't even display properly on screen.
Notable among the omissions? "Tiburon," which was Hyundai's last front-drive coupe, but which Hyundai repeatedly has said will not be directly replaced by the Veloster.
As for the losing names, here's the list passed around Seoul, with some initial gut reactions I scribbled in the margins:
Zuma: "perfect name, sounds like a Mazda?"
Kona: "another great name, outdoorsy"
Aptiv: "withdrawn from clinical trials"
Strider: "sneakers. Cheap ones."
y2: "an SEO nightmare"
π: "count out all the potential women buyers"
Jvv: "? May as well name it WTF."
Raptor: "Ford already sells one, as you well know"
Instinct: "Basic Instinct=great in reviews, not great in practice. Insight?"
Veloster: "winner, but it's not a roadster"
Cyto: "Battlestar Galactica"
Cypher: "what is it? I don't know, you tell us?"
Rush: "bring out the keggerator"
This story originally appeared at The Car Connection
WTF Marketing: Tesla Tea Party (But Where’s The Mad Hatter?)

Some of us miss the days of wacky local advertising. You know, like when your nutty dealer down the street filmed commercials in a garbage can to drive home a theme? (The one we remember best involved a guy in a chicken suit who claimed that his cars were "cheeper". Stupid, we know, but kind of homey and charming, too.) Anyway, in Toronto, the William Ashley china shop has a history of balancing vehicles on fine dinnerware. The store's current display involves a Tesla Roadster balanced on teacups, hovering above sod-filled placemats. If Elon Musk shows up as the Mad Hatter, we'll order formal service for eight. [Jalopnik]
This story originally appeared at The Car Connection
